Danger – This area is Patrolled by Assassins. This is not a joke. Seriously, stop laughing. November 19, 2020
Warning – This property is protected by moderately trained Tiny Winged Assassins. Consider yourself warned. November 19, 2020
No Dumping – Violators will be severely reprimanded and made to clean up their mess November 19, 2020
Warning – This property is protected by moderately trained Attack Squirrels. Consider yourself warned. November 19, 2020
Warning – This property is protected by moderately trained Attack Turtles. Consider yourself warned. November 19, 2020
Danger – Do Not Feed the Sharks. They Will Get in Fist Fights Over It, Which is Weird. November 19, 2020
