This is a Velociraptor Free Workplace
Warning – This is a Red Sign
Danger – Electric Fence
Danger – Pirates and, like, sharks, and other scary stuff.
Danger – This area is Patrolled by Assassins. This is not a joke. Seriously, stop laughing.
Danger Due To
Caution – Jumping Into Toxic Waste Does Not Give You Super Powers
Attention – Oh Sorry! Disregard.
No Smoking Unless You Are On Fire
Please Do Not Touch…
Notice – Thank You For Noticing This New Notice
Stop in the Naaaame of Love
Time Travellers Support Group – Meet here last week Wednesday at 8:00pm
Please Do Not Touch…
This Trail is Pet Friendly. Except for Bears. We’re Not Making That Mistake Again.
Warning – This property is protected by moderately trained Tiny Winged Assassins. Consider yourself warned.
Please Do Not Touch…
Do Not Touch Or Your Demise Will Be Swift and Painful
Keep Out. Or Not. I’m a Sign, Not an Officer.
No Riding Dinosaurs Between 10am to 6pm
No Dumping – Violators will be severely reprimanded and made to clean up their mess
Stop Right Now, Thank You Very Much
Please Do Not Touch…
Warning – This property is protected by moderately trained Attack Squirrels. Consider yourself warned.
Please Do Not Touch…
Staaaaaahp!
Thou Shalt Not Pass
Beware of Attack Badger
Warning – This property is protected by moderately trained Attack Turtles. Consider yourself warned.
Beware – Dinosaurs Will Eat You Between 10pm to 6am
